Adolescent section

A section on Yahoo for teens to hang out, lots of drama and ignorant and fake people. But very addicting.

Katy - I'm going on Y!A, the Adolescent section.

Mike - You need to get a life.

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c-section

I heard a bunch of thugs on the street talking about c-sections the other day and I thought it was a new rap group. I am so glad you selflessly posted this definition so that no one will ever be confused again.

Yes Andi, a c-section or caesarean section is a medical procedure. But I guess since medicaldictionary.com doesn't let people post their own definitions you had to come do it here instead. Can someone say, DESPERATELY LONELY AND CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION?

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Section Neener

This is when an older sibling teaches a younger sibling to attack an individual or multiple individuals the attacks are triggered with the phrase "section neener" the origins of the name are unknown and there are no recorded instances of this ever actually occurring

OLDER SIBLING: "O my god a robber"
OLDER SIBLING: "SECTION NEENER!!!!!!"
YOUNGER SIBLING : *attacks robber*
ROBBER: "O my god this little kid is attacking me"

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viola section

The most pervy group in the orchestra, they have no boundaries and know every dirty joke there is.

That viola section is so raunchy.

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nosebleed section

Hardcore part of the mosh pit

Yo dogg these chiks are bouncin the nosebleed section topless

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section 6

The gullyest block in scarbrough were yu'll find dem southside kennedy riders mawfucker

Yeo i heard the greeiest goonies live in section 6.

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Jeterian Section

1) To go opposite field, particularly for a 3 run home run, thus embarassing the pretender Rays.

2)In chilbirth, the process of birthing a child upside-down with the legs crossed over

1) April 14th, 2009 vs Tampa Bay:
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!

2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section

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