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SEGA/Nintendo Fanboy

A major problem, as are all fanboys. Like all fanboys, they rarely give a reason for their company's superiority, and if they do it's some antiviolence bullshit that either accuses the average Microsoft or Sony gamer of being violent and hating Nintendo for the lack of violence it provides. Although the gibberish that they spurt sometimes has a point, such as their most frequently used phrase that "Xbox has no (very few) fun games, they still ignore the fact that the Dreamcast was shunned, and that many of Sega's earlier systems were also poorly done, with the exception of a few games like Shinobi, and that the Gamecube was on the bottom of the charts during current generation. They will make the excuse, again, that we hate their systems because they don't provide enough violence, but when Resident Evil 4 (possibly one of the most violent and disturbing games of the current generation), it was a Gamecube exclusive. It was still a great game, but this took away their "Microsoft and Sony gamers are violent" line. They're just as much of a n00b as any other fanboy of any other system, and most gamers who meet them fantasize about a video game character (usually Master Chief a la VG Cats) brutally murdering the fanboy. Fanboys give all gamers a bad name.

SEGA/Nintendo fanboy:OMGXBOX SUX!!!11 NINTENDO PWNS PS2 LOL IF U DONT LIKE NINTENDO OMGSHUTUP YOU FAGGOT!1!!
(Master Chief sticks a plasma grenade to fanboy)
(Grenade explodes)
Fanboy:OW!!FUK U!!1!!11
(Master Chief drives up in Warthog)
Master Chief:Now run, little piggy, run.

by Normal Gamer July 18, 2006

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Sega Master System

Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.

The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.

by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003

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Sega-Shaheen

She is a SEGA fangirl to draw her own character and started creator from The Crime Fighters (animal combat), A Perfect Circle: The Spy Wide Shot, Sega-Shaheen series, and Nine Inch Nails: The Animation. Also, she drew her own adult parody artists name called "Hellfire".

sega-shaheen hellfire

by Sega Shaheen Govani October 4, 2009

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next gen sega

The Sega console that will compete with new consoles such as the Xbox One and PlayStation 4. Unfortunatey it will never come.

Tails: I can't wait for the next gen Sega console!

Sonic sits there,not having the heart to tell him.

by yoloswag420socalidope February 7, 2014

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Sega Master System II

The second version of the Sega Master System. It had games like alex the kid, my hero, sonic and other great games. It also had a slot where you could put a thin card version of a game permenetly into it, so you could play that perticular game when no cartridge was inserted in the slot. It was proberly the least heard about system, at least from my perspective anyway.

guy 1: Hey I've got a sega mega drive.
guy 2: awesome, i've got a sega master system II.
guy1: ?

by .............................. April 2, 2006

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Sega makes quality games

A rather true statement. Quality games and franchises made by Sega's internal developers include Phantasy Star, Sonic The Hedgehog, Shenmue (yes), Virtua Fighter, Space Channel 5, Super Monkey Ball, Jet Grind/Set Radio, Streets of Rage, Panzer Dragoon, the Shining series, and many more

Sega does indeed make quality games.

by RandomSegaFanboy April 19, 2005

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Sega makes quality games

a false statement

look above

by ps2 pwns all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 17, 2004

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