semen trees

Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.

Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!

Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.

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semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

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semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.

Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.

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semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....

Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.

Semen Sucker

One who enjoy slurping on the schlong of a male penis. Can be abbreviated as S.S.

Yo did you hear Cindy is a Semen Sucker? Ya she can really take down a load.

semen sponge

A semen sponge is basically a girl who sucks alot of cock and swallows, as a sponge sucks up liquid, a semen sponge sucks up semen.

"Damn olgas a semen sponge"

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Whore semen

Another of Sean Connery's dyslexic readings on Celebrity Jeopardy, this misreading was used to insult Alex Trebek.

See also Penis Mightier

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.

Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)

(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)

Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…

(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”

Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)

Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?

Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)

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