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The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.
Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.
A game created by a student from Salem high school in Virginia Beach, Virginia.
The game consists of a group of high school seniors ONLY, who are all assigned targets anonymously. The point of the game is for an assassin to eliminate their target with a small water gun before each round ends, which is 7 days. They MUST submit a video of the elimination to the senior assassin instagram page for their targets elimination to count.
The game can be changed each round with new challenges, such as if an assassin eliminates their target in a specific amount of time, then they can informed on who their assigned assassin is for that round.
In the game if you’re wearing goggles on your face, or floaties on your arm then those are considered shields.
Assassins cannot elimainate their target while on a shift at work, in school, or on school property, OR during any school events (such as prom, or before prom).
Girl: Hey, have you signed up for senior assassin?
Boy: Yeah’! It’s so fun watching the eliminations on their Instagram!
Girl: I know!!! I’m about to go elimate my target before they have work. A
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When an older person makes condescending comments toward a younger person in a passive aggessive way, intending to make the younger person feel inferior due to their age.
I'm tired of being senior slapped by my boss; she's always telling me how much I don't know because I wasn't "born yet."
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Taking five years or more of high school. during your 5th+ year you are a Super Senior. also known as being on the five year plan
John Smith failed again, looks like heas going to be a super senior!
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A state of being only accessible by intelligent high school seniors. When in this state the user gives almost no fucks about anything besides graduation and will gleefully take detentions or being written up since they know they just have ONE more year of prison (High School)
Teacher "One more lip out of you and I'm sending you to the deans."
Doug "Aww you think that scares me? I'm in damn Senior Mode punk."
Teacher "Oh uh, don't mind me then."
A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.
Mom had a "senior moment" yesterday when she poured laundry detergent into the dryer.
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when seniors (specifically in high school) will grow just a little bit of a beard. this is to show off that they are mature enough to grow part of a beard.
kevin: "you gonna shave today?"
andy: "naww, i'm working on my senior stubble."