a hand job
matt is such a slut. he gave him a scottish hand shake.
5π 23π
A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake
Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation
Dad: go do the dishes
Me : fuck you shake my other hand
How heroine junkies greet each other.
Step one: both parties hold out their outstretched, track marked arms,
step two: both take the avalable hand, and slap eachother's track marks for good luck.
: Enjoy!
while walking down the streets of brooklyn, i often witness the heroine junkies hand shake, before, and after drug deals
3π 6π
A somewhat polite term for masturbation
"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."
To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)
I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*