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to die, or stop working see shit the bed
My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.
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A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.
Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.
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da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
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I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.
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To be Shakespeared is to have been burned with the verbal eloquence and creativity of the late, great, William Shakespeare.
"Dude, she just Shakespeared you!"
A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.
"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "
Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead
Gay Shakespeare goes thus: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Paris is the sun!