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When a hipster or other self-centered person admits to having little talent or that their behavior is unacceptable in a joking manner intended to make it "ironic" and, thus, "excusable".
John put up his hipster shield by telling us he's a terrible guitarist before mangling it for the the next half hour.
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A piece of shit the CS dev team made. Commonly used by llamas to block vents and small passages, like the vent in cs_assault.
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Any solid piece of material that can be erected between you and the source of a putrid scent to avoid having your nostrils burned.
That guys armpits smelled like taco meat, so I had to use my stink shield so I wouldn't gag!
My boyfriend ripped an assblaster fart under the covers and held them down as tightly as possible hoping my stink shield wouldn't fail me this time!!
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When two dudes sleep with their asses facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep
Bill and Bob locked shields as soon as they went to bed
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An absorbent material placed inside the underwear or between the butt cheeks to catch and absorb an unexpected shart.
"Man, I was at the mall today and I squeaked out a fart, which then resulted in a shart. Good thing I was wearing my Shart Shield!"
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amazing ass game for PC
rainbow six 3 : raven-shield is the best game ever.
i disagree, i think it is a very good game but i think donkey kong is the best game ever.. donkey kong sucks...u know what YOU SUCK!
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A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.
Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.
Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*
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