A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.
person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
A nickname for those that believe fictional characters are real.
1: hey, dude, I wanna fuck William Afton so bad
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter
A baseball player who adjusts their testicles constantly.
They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.
Someone that has either never touched grass, or is outrageously racist.
1: Hey dude, did you hear about (random info)?
2: Shut up
3: didn't know you were a Lucid Shifter
Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.
Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??
Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about
To be friends with a girl in other to have sex.
Sam is a pant shifter