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Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.
That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery
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a person who frequently ends up quadraspazzed on a life glug, as a result of the drug 'rolf harris's mental miming backpack'
'that shifty tailspinner really is asking for it'
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Unfaithful eyes. When someone is in a relationship, but they cant keep their eyes from wandering, and checking out other people.
His shifty eyes kept him from ever being in a long-term relationship.
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one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement
Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew
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To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.
1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.
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Someone who doesnt feel right, you cant put your finger on it.
"I'm low down and I'm shifty!
'And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..'" - Eminem low down and shifty
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The most suspicious dog on the block.
Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.
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