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A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.
Lets go and shite-a-light Ray's house.
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The 100% reversal of an erection. A man excreting his own penis after viewing a particularly grotesque female.
"Man, I saw you're sister the other day and did a pink shite. She's a fucking pig".
(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.
"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"
Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.
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Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".
"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".
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A shite talker is some body who lies, bullshits or 'talks shite'
'I rode three tinder moths at the weekend'
'Josh is a shite talker'
Name given to an Internet page that refuses to load properly or at all.
"Blimey. MySpace isn't showing my media player on the page. Guess it's a Web shite today."
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Possibly akin to the German expression translated "shit with mustard!" It exaggerates the repugnance of shit by evoking the image of eating it. With mustard, or with onions, either expression is amusing and ... well ... distasteful.
Found in "Ulysses" by James Joyce: "O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short."
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