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A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.
1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*
2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"
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Scared me
"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"
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Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.
Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.
Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.
Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!
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a. Anything that is messed up really bad.
b. Used to curse at something that didn't go your way.
c. A thing that annoys or pisses you off.
d. (Used occassionally) Someone who has a really weird or unusual personality and/or does stuff that just aren't "normal."
Yo, everybody got a D or F on the exam! That shit's fucked up, man, why won't the teacher cuve it?
Yeah, I know, I used the system to do a check-over on my projet but it completely destroyed it instead! That shit's completely fucked up!
The chess computer keeps moving my own pieces! That shit's completely fucked up, dude. You can have it.
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to steal money from work, friends and family to support your drug problem, and then kill your family if you're close to getting caught as a diversionary tactic
"I shit you up, said Alec Murdaugh after grabbing paper towels to dry his tears, after admitting stealing money. I shit a lot of people up."
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Guy 1: Dude, I hate my life...
Guy 2: Yeah, shit's fucked up.
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Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking
The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!
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