Shiv wanking

the act of edgeing violently, when your feel like your penis is about to bust, slice a bit off your foreskin so you can breathe and then keep the edge streak going.

Shiv wanking - slices a bit of foreskin off your penis when your feelike nutting after edgeing.

Jorge shiv wanked his cock this morning after edgeing to skibidi toliet. He came to school today with a big smile on his face and also on his torch.

Dancing Shiv

The best way to humiliate an opp, especially when wearing an orange hat and teabagging

'That guy just got dirtily dancing shived! What a fucking bitch!'

Shiv

A person with an intellect higher than your mind can possibly perceive, and who usually tends to be narcissistic.

"Damn man you sound like a Shiv right now dog"

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A tall friendly guy who gets girls and has a huge dick so be prepared

Omg I wish my dick was as big as shiv’s

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Shiv is an Indian whose most likely to ask for your credit card numbers. Shiv is also a gay Mukbang asmr youtuber who eats ramen noodles on a daily basis and call a total of 71 people to get the 3-digit security code on local citizens credit card.

But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.

Friend- Hey man nice sun tan.
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*