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National Stop Hate On Short People Day is on September 23rd.
haha ur short
no its national stop hate on short people day
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Yes Adil we are talking about you- October 22 xx
hahahahaha national throw your annoying short friend day
Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.
National beat the shit out of short people day
Fuck short people.
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So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov
Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u
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National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
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February 14th is National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day
There’s Julian! He’s short and Hispanic. And it’s also February 14th; it’s National Slap Your Short Hispanic Friend Day ! Let’s go slap him!
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its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;
"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser
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