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a person that plays guitar extremly fast extremly well.
they use many neo classical sound scales like difrent types of major and minor.
They also use many sweep picking techniques
Lorenzo and Dalton are both crazy ass shredders, but Dalton is better.
The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.
Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"
Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."
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When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.
It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?
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a corn-yellow toothed individual with droopy titties that snorts while laughing like a hyena @ the workplace. By night, the shredder earns her name by shredding male genital while going down on them with her massive buck teeth.
1.)last night i was with shredder aka buckster and she skinned my cock so bad with those fucking buck teeth. Fuckin buckster
2.)->"hey man, why's your peen bleedin?"
"i was with the shredski last night man"
->"damn that's buckster yeahhh"
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When you take a phallic shaped cheese grater and shove it up someone's ass.
Keep it up and I'll give you the real Idaho Cheese Shredder.
A line of piercings, starting from behind the the ball sack and up to the top of the ass crack.
Holy shit! You got the Shredder piercing!!
Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!