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When a guy pisses on the side of the toilit just above the water. Usally done when they are drunk or want to be quite.
Dude, I took a sideways piss last night but it ended up everywhere.
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When your partner is naked, getting ready to get in the shower and you ask her to pick something up off the ground...then you stick it in her ass and pin her against the wall.
Hey Chris...did you hear Charlie beat Curts ass because he slipped her the ole Sideways Salamander?
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when someone with bad diahhrea blows mud all across the floor,carpet,patio,etc>
dude took a sideways shit all across my bathroom floor!
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When a woman turns sideways while naked and then you eat her out sideways. Mentioned by Chris D'Elia in an episode of the Fighter and the Kid podcast.
Dude: "So I just ate a girl out sideways, almost like a sideways burger, bruh I'm way to high right now"
Other Dude: "Woah"
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To be totally and utterly screwed (literally or metaphorically) in all possible conceivable dimensions.
That dude was pwned sideways
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Sex where intercourse or penetration is NOT used...i.e. "foreplay" being a complete sexual experience in and of itself. Preferred by an increasing number of couples.
My partner and I much prefer sideways sex. We both find anal penetration SO yucky. But we could kiss, cuddle, touch and do oral ALL night!
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When turning a taco sideways (vertical) it resembles a vagina.
Woodsie - I'm Hungry
Sile - You should call Cindy, She'd love to give you her famous Sideways Taco
Woodsie - Word
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