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sidney ny is a sad poor village in upstate new york that can’t even afford a proper running store, and “Great american” doesn’t count you poorly functioning people. Plus don’t even get me started on the flyers they hand out in the middle schools about the newly found pedos once a week, and all the stoned 12 year olds walking around, like just can’t get any better down here you know. Can’t believe they have such a big school with such a small town, i mean town towns main street is the same size as every other street here. Don’t even get me started on halloween, i can’t even explain how they do that over here with all the kidnappers out.
Hey Jeremy want to go to sidney ny?
Steve do you want to get kidnapped in the first 24 hours there? i’m good bro.
Most beautiful girl you will ever know she is so amazing and easy to love she cares so much for everything I don't know what I would do with here she is so so I want to be with her forever she is so amazing she is my favorite
Sidney Cates
The kind of guy that is super nice and stuff. He will not be mean or will hurt you. But if you are mean to him, he will destroy your insides.
Oh it’s Sidney Tronchin he is so nice
the best hockey player in the world, next to wayne gretsky. he scored the winning goal in the gold medal game against USA, in the Vancouver 2010 winter olympics. he is a canadian ice hockey player, and is very hot.
did you see that shot? well sidney crosby shot it.
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AMAZING hockey player for the Pittsburgh Penguins. He is cute, sexy, and seems like he would be great in bed. I have met him he is nice, kind and very loveable. He has all girls drooling over him.
hockey mom talking to another hockey mom: "your son is the next Sidney Crosby"
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A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a god, and instructed the first sidneyite to skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from god to unspeakable demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out.
"Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell, Stalking Max and Kim?"
"yeah look, he just ate their feet."
"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."
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