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Akward Silence

When a white male and white female are having sex and a naked black man walks in wanting in on the action.

Bill: Yeah me and Linda were doing it then Tyrone walked in expecting something..and uhh...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...

by hereyagoho May 12, 2010

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cone of silence

Slang phrase meaning meaning that you want to keep the indicated information secret so it shouldn't be repeated to anyone not currently present

Keep it in the cone of silence, we aren't inviting Cindy and her boyfriend to the movies because they embarrass us.

by Vulgarmagick January 18, 2015

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Schroedingers silence

"Schroedingers silence" is a situation where on an online chat, the chat partner suddenly becomes silent, as if ignoring. But in fact, it is quite impossible to know if the partner is the latter, or simply away from the keyboard.
These situations can only be one or the other, as soon as the Schroedingers silence is opened, E.G. having a second partner check if he will get an answer when chatting with the first partner: If no answer is given back, the Schroedingers silence has been open, and one can conclude that the partner is indeed AFK. However if the partner do answer, the Schroedingers silence has been opened aswell, and one can now conclude that the partner is ignoring.

chat 1
Self: so hey how is it going?
Partner 1: Yeah, its going good
Self: Got any new games lately
*Partner 1 does not answer for a period of time*
Self: Hey, did you get any or what?
*Still no answer*

chat 2
Self: Hey i think Partner 1 is in a Schroedingers silence
Partner 2: Yeah il check in.
Self: Thanks

chat 3
Partner 2: Hey Partner 1, i heard you got a new dog
*Partner 1 does not answer for a period of time*

chat 2
Partner 2: The Schroedingers silence has been opened, Partner 1 is AFK.
Self: Thanks bud.

by Dinkledinker May 16, 2013


Awkward Silence

A long period of time in which no one speaks because something has been said that either 1.) ended the conversation 2.) something odd, morbid, surprising, ect. has been said 3.) inturupted the converation resulting in loss of topic. Usually followed by small talk.

1.) My class was having a discussion on the book We're reading, and when the teacher didn't have anything to say, John yelled out, "Awkward Silence...!"
2.) When John told Jake to f*** off, there was a long awkward silence between the two of us.
3.) I was talking to John, and when his friend called him into the other room, their was an awkward silence between my other friend because we didn't know what to talk about.

by hoplesslyinlove November 30, 2010

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suicide silence

suicide silence-
is an American deathcore band from Riverside, California, formed in 2002. The band consists of vocalist Mitch Lucker, guitarists Chris Garza and Mark Heylmun, drummer Alex Lopez and bassist Dan Kenny. Since their inception, the band has released two full-length studio albums, two EPs, four music videos and won two awards.

the band is heavy, people will disagree because there signed because emo and scene kids buy there labels at stores like hot topic.
this is true. yet there a very suscsessful band, and there music is extremely hardcore and fun to listen to.

so called metal lover: have you herd tht shity fake metal band "suicide silence"?

true metal head: well there makin more money then you. and has an ass load more talent then you , get over it

by timid vengeance April 7, 2010

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the sound of silence

Originally, the sound of silence was a song by Simon and Garfunkel released in 1964. The sing was remade by the group 'Disturbed' on there album 'Imortalized' in 3015 after their four year hiatus.

George: " Hey did you hear the sound of silence"?
Tom: " Which version, Simon and Garfunkel's or Disturbed's version?

by Cooltreeman April 27, 2016

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Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.

Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!

by PrisoncityDub May 4, 2008

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