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Singapore Buses' facebook page alter ego in Singapore, known to be supporting KKK and Robert E Lee
Dante is a Singapore Barses?
An attempted hand job in which the receiver runs away from after initiation.
This chick was coming on to me hard last night. The platinum card was glinting in her eyes, She tried to fumble me under the table but I was only onboard for a Singapore handjob. Had to pull the rip cord and split
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When you are heading down south to eat out a girl, pull her panties down and find a greasy hot mess of thick noodle like jungle bush that smells of garlic, chili, and chives.
Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?
Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.
AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.
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1. A generic, all-encompassing term meaning any sexual act that is too disgusting to discuss in mixed company.
2. Any incomprehensible or vague sexual act.
1. Dude1: Did you hear about the latest celebrity death?
Dude2: No, what happened?
Dude1: OMG, It's so sick! They found him dead after
having sex in a .....uh hem...
*(enters unsuspecting coworker)*
Chic1: What's up?
Dude2: We were just talking about someone dying
from a Singapore Helicopter.
2. Chic1: What happened to John?
Chic2: Well, he threw his back out doing a
Singapore Helicopter
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A humanoid robot that unprovenly supplies the daily random numbers of infections and deaths via the Ministry of Health (MOH) to the mainstream media, especially now that the majority of the population view each infection as a mere statistic, because it no longer matters to them whether it is a few tens or a few ten thousands.
Since Singapore started registering daily five-digit infections, to give locals the illusion that the infections data are meticulously collected from thousands of doctors islandwide, and to cut down on manpower, the authorities had apparently tasked a Singapore covidoid to spy on the population’s social media posts and tweets and pseudo-encrypted SMSes to formulate a daily figure on both infection and mortality cases.
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When you tear shitty anal beads out of a chicks ass, then choke her with them.
She got so pissed when I gave her a Singapore Necklace.
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