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Skid Bob is a term you would use when seeing a random ass person that looks like the world would be better off without. It's is a mix of a skidmark of society, much like when you can't get a shit stain out of the toilet, and a random asshole that no one likes. Also some one who talks about random shit, sucks with women, and still says your mom jokes.
*Commonly found amongst the guys wearing vans, mc hammer pants, with a cutoff and a gold chain, also a backwards hat that is placed perpendicularly floating upon the noggin. Also commonly found doublefisting a Juul and a Smirnoff ice*
I don't know who the fuck let this skid bob into the party but you just ruined the whole tempo!
The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.
Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.
Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Just kidding but there's a hint of seriousness in what they said
"OMG your hair looks like a tornado... just SKIDDING.
2 kids in Halloween costumes who go around on Halloween saying "It's spooky month" and do the funny spooky dance.
Hey did you see the new spooky month video
Yea Skid and Pump kill another demon
Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.
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The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.
Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*
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The event in which a person forgets to wipe sufficiently, leaves skid marks in their bed, and then uses the dirty sheets to roll a cross joint.
Holy shit, Jeb Bush just pulled a skid rogen this morning!