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When a girl wears a skirt that is so short you can see her vagina
Wow, that dress is cunt skimming
Referring to a woman who can talk the talk but can’t walk the walk.
Youse ain’t nothing but a skim toast honey.
1. groping by quickly brushing one's hand(s) over the surface of an intimate body part
2. flashing by cutting a slit in a sheet or other thin object, holding the object in front of an intimate body part, and lowering it quickly, giving the viewer a quick glimpse of it through the slit
1. Hey baby, I wanna skim your tiddies!
2. I'm not comfortable flashing my tits all at once, but I'd be alright with skimming them...
The delicate operation of using electrical clippers on ones testicles without using the safety guard.
response to gf's question - yelled in response from in the bathroom: Can you just wait a moment honey - I'm a bit busy skimming right now."
When an extreme act is taken right upto the limit, but backed off at the last moment.
"That was so close, we were almost skimming atmosphere there."
/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
The waves or condition for skimboarding
How was the skim today?
Or
Is the skim good?