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-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont
-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.
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The term is used when something is about to go down or something is about to happen
Dude Kevin’s about to fight someone this is gonna be some slippery nuts
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slippery bob is the old man on silver beach, at st. joseph michigan, he likes stealing underwear. he's a creeper. rumered that he died a while back, but that isn't true. he does have a myspace.
damn it, slippery bob stole my underwear again!!
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Two guys who ain't cut wanna snoodle, but that pesky foreskin gets in the way. So the first guy peels his foreskin back while the second guy stretches his foreskin over the tip of the first guy's meat spear. Then, the second guy peels his foreskin back and the role reverses. The process repeats as rapidly as the participants desire.
Last night we got a bunch of members from the man-sock club together. . . It turned into a slippery sock-fest!
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The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.
My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher
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A fish in the wrasse family known by the latin name Halichoeres bivittatus. They live from North Carolina to Brazil in shallow grass beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.
Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.
Where does the Slippery Dick live?
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!
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N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.