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when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's
I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's
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When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.
So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.
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A euphuism for sexual intercourse.
"I'd like to smear cake with him"
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derogatory term for an aloof person
Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear
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Related to the endless wipe. The act of trying to clean one's ass after taking a crap and getting little or no results.
Dude, I took a dump and had an endless wipe. I ended up fudge smearing for a freaking half hour!
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Women know that they should always wipe front to back. But there is always lots of dirty bitches who wipe back to front. In doing so it causes the puss area to smell like a dirty garbage dumpster, Hence the term smear it forward.
Paula must not have been taught to wipe properly by her mother, cause I cought her smearing it forward while she was getting ready to go out. Later that night after a few drinks, I went to suck the snapper and I noticed the stench of rancid ass and sharp cheese all in the bottom of a garbage dumpster. Damn it Paula why do you smear it forward?
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Taco Smear:
When a man shits into the females asshole while its being held open and gaping. The man then pours extra chunky salsa, mild sauce, beans and cheese into the asshole on top of the mans shit. Next you can use a spoon or straw to eat the tasty treat out of your lovers asshole
Man that fucking twat shovel from last night deserved the taco smear i gave her
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