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gettin head while sitting on the toilet takin a shit , first introduced "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" by Goldstien.
Goldstien: " Dude i fucked cindy kim and guess what she gave me smegma!!!"
Kumar: "Dude wut tha fuck is that?"
Goldstien " Its where you sittin on the toliet takin a shit right, and she starts givin you head"
Kumar: "Right there!!!"
Goldstien: "Right there!!!"
The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy
Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.
1. A highly badass individual who doesn't care about the cool girls, but really wants to be noticed by the female gender
2. has a smelly dick
A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.
I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher
Nasty crap in the gutter stuff, oil, tar, chippings etc.
'He decked off his bike and got a face full of road smegma.'
v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.