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The term "Butt Smegma" dates back a few hundred years. Butt Smegma is a cheesy-like curd that gathers between butt cheeks, where light cannot gather. It can be caused by hostile gases in a confined area, old lunch and moist hair. Even bad news has been found to cause Butt Smegma. This moist layer of tangible smell is salty to the taste and is not latex based. It cannot be washed off. It must be mechanically removed by a scraping action, such as the edge of a new credit card, driver's license or well cared-for front teeth.
Randy told Kelly that the spot at the lower rear of his trousers looked like (say it with me) "Butt Smegma".
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The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy
Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.
1. A highly badass individual who doesn't care about the cool girls, but really wants to be noticed by the female gender
2. has a smelly dick
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A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.
I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher
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Nasty crap in the gutter stuff, oil, tar, chippings etc.
'He decked off his bike and got a face full of road smegma.'
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v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
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