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The mean of acting or being one; a retard
That shit was so retarded
That was smudge bro
You’re a retard
You’re a smudge
You know...
Hym "I have a smudge on my phone that looks like a side profile of Trump... Or at least I did.... That is all... I mean, it's profound really. Like the Jesus toast except it's finger grease on a phone screen... That's the kind of stuff you don't see while you're watching this... Damn. Why is it so fucking hot in here? It's insane how hot it is. It's like a half-asian jew-lover bent over a pool table up I this bitch... Yeah, the heat is all the way down... Fuck..."
Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.
Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?
The passive-aggressive equivalent of a smear campaign.
The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.
To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
A group of people who gather together around a smudge pot aka hillbilly patio heater
When a group of people gather together around something hot to get warmed up. "Let's go get our smudging on"