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Severus Snape is the Potions teacher of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is also the head of Slytherin, and notorious for hating any house but his own, especially Gryffindor, and especially Harry Potter, the title character of the widely popular series.
Severus is described to be tall and lanky, have sallow, tired skin, greasy black hair, moustache, and goatee, and to be, well, batlike and quite ugly in general. He was widely hated by all Potter fans until Alan Rickman came along. Alan Rickman, a very suave, graceful man with a silky British voice, was cast to play Severus in the movies. When our sexy-for-a-sixty-year-old friend suddenly appeared, Severus went from being loathed, to an object of greatness for some.
Most of these 'some' are ditzy fangirls, who often have sexual fantasies about Severus, or write fanfiction about his gay and/or illegal relationships with other characters or themselves. The other small percentage of this category just think he's awesome, has a cool voice/accent, and has had a sucky life. Those few also believe that he does not deserve to have fangirls clinging to his robes every second, letting out ear-shattering squeals of fangasming.
Severus Snape: "I am Professor Snape, the Potions Master."
Fangirl: "SQUEE! I can has yoo do secksiness with Harry andz Draco plz?"
Severus: "I am sorry. I do not speak fangirl. Ten points from Gryffindor."
Fangirl: "OHEMSQUEE!"
Cool Person: "Oh my fricken' gawd shut the hell up!"
Severus runs away as the Cool Person whips out a chainsaw and battles the merciless Fangirl to the death, but not before rewarding the Cool Person with a galleon.
Cool Person: Thanks Severus!
Severus shouts back while running away, "Don't spend it all in one place!"
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that wierd guy in harry potter that seems to be the root of many fetishes.
ohhh severus! oh snape!
Severus Snape
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sex.
every word Severus Snape has ever uttered, every glare, every action. pure sex.
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A game designed to cause public humiliation by vocalizing a desire to rape Professor Snape in his favorite sexual position which was unanimously voted to be doggie style. When a person sees a friend across campus unaware of their presence they yell Snape rape! As loud as they can. The friend yells Snape rape back as loud as they can to confirm they know the first person is there. Lots of onlookers then gawk at the pair for vocalizing such a weird request in public as a greeting.
Girl 1: Snape Rape!
Girl 2: Snape Rape! I called it first.
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A heartbroken guy whose life is a never ending bad hair day.
Person 1: Severus Snape needs a haircut!
Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!
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When you kill/betray person-A to trick person-B into thinking that you are loyal to him. But actually you just want to get closer to person-B to destroy him!
John snape killed Ben to win trust from leader Rick so that John could get close enough to Rick to kill him.
Someone who is like the character Severus Snape, from the Harry Potter series. Usually, it refers to someone being particularly sarcastic and distainful, and generally downright mean.
"Man, my chem teacher was all Snape-ish today."
"Did he tell the whole class you forgot your homework again?"
"Yeah, and he followed up with a sick burn, too!"
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