Sneaker Shoes

Shoes that sneak away.

"OHMAHGAWD Sneaker Shoes!!!"

"Man, look at them suckers move..."

Sneaker Rat

Someone who collects a lot of dope shoes

"Yo, Kirk, you're such a sneaker rat!"

Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.

I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.

sneaker doodle

The pooh on your shoe

I think you picked up a sneaker doodle when we passed the dog park.

Slippery Sneaker

When a female covers a shoe in lubricants than uses it to masturbate.

The girl couldnt get any so she used a slippery sneaker

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Sneaker Pimp

Synonym for "Sneaker Head", this refers to one's appreciation for foot apparel. Generally, it is assumed such apparel is of an urban nature, such as Jordans, Nike Air Force Ones, Nike Air Max, and even many varieties of Adidas sported by Hip Hop acts of the late 1980s and early 1990s. In special circumstances, an urban gentleman with a pension for more formal foot attire may be considered a Sneaker Pimp, but only if his collection also includes one or more of the above-mentioned varieties as well.

Paul gasped at the realization that he had become a Sneaker Pimp when he couldn't fit another box of Air Max 95's in his closet.

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Sneaker Theif

Someone who is a bit random, coming out with weird things.

Joe and Dean walk into burger king. Joe goes up to the counter and says 'Sorry m8 we dont sell no burgerz here m8'
Dean says 'Joe you lil Sneaker Theif'

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