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Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.
"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod
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someone who if you dye blue will look like a smurf.
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
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When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.
I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.
I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.
After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.
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the act of being turned down or denied by a guy. this can even happen at such extremes as being completely wasted or when stooping below your level.
This happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore pretty much every episode.
I can't believe that guy snookied me, it was supposed to be a done deal.
I was snookied.
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An alien from the cartoon Invader Zim. Snooky appears to be a baby named Noogums who lives next door to Zim, but he is indeed not.
Zim: "What Should I Call You?"
Noogums: "Snooky!"
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Another word for a 10c Jersey shore WHORE!!!!
Snooki the WHORE crashed her car.DIE WHORE DIE!!!
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