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A person that chooses to not get drunk in order to walk his drunk friends home from a party and/or the club.
Terry: Man I'm fucked up, dude, do you know how to get home?
Jim: No, but don't worry dude Tom is our sober shepherd. He'll lead us home.
how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol
friend: how drunk are you?
me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck
When you take large amount s of Gabapentin and red bull or any other energy drink. It's supposed to give you energy.
Living that Southie Sober life
To out perform someone who is more drunk than you, in a contest they would have won if you were on equal levels of drunkenness.
I got out-sobered in ping-pong. If I hadn't had that triple shot of Jack, that bitch would have gone home in a body bag.
A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.
Used by irish parents to scare their kids.
see irish
If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!
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After an entire week of non-stop partying, sunday is a day set aside for sleeping in and recovering so that you can go out and do it again the next week.
Friend 1: What did you do last week?
Friend 2: Got drunk.
Friend 1: What are you doing today?
Friend 2: Its Sober Sunday. So sleeping and recovering so i can get drunk tomorrow.
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the state obtained from not consuming narcotics, due to lack of availability or lack of interest, however, consumption of alcohol may have occurred.
John: "You alright mate?"
Tim : "yeah, had a few beers but I'm drug sober man"
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