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A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.
The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.
An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.
A police officer arrives on the scene.
Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."
When a woman's vagina has a urinary tract infection after being penetrated anally, without the man washing his dick first.
"He didn't wash his dick before fucking me. I hope I don't get a sodding cunt."
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"Pound my sod" or "sod pounding" is a formal name for the act of male masturbation.
Despite popular belief, this term was not invented by Ryan Sheckler and was taken mainstream but a much more brilliant mind. It gained significant popularity when the Instagram account @sodpoundingbulldog gained over 100 followers.
Did you see Ryan yesterday? I called him and all he said was "I'm pound my sod so good dude" for literally an hour straight.
An expression that essential means, get fucked
Steve:"You lucky little muppet!"
Mike:"Yeah mate, sodding from the block"
English slang for take the grass off the front lawn.
Go on sod off then. You've been out here for hours and haven't sodded off yet.
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1. A techie alternative to swearing when in polite company
2. A tech reviews site launched from Lancashire, England
1. "Oh, sod it! Alt F4!"
2. "Have you checked "Sod It! Alt F4!"?" "No..." "OMG LOLZ YOU UBER-N00B!"
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A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.
I'm a lazy sod
I'm not a lazy snood
I'm a lazy sod
Lazy!
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