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A polar bear made out of the sun.
"That's a really bright polar bear!"
"Nah dude, that's a solar bear."
"Shit."
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when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out
the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.
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Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)
"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"
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The process of using a magnifying glass and the light of the sun to ignite marijuana. Usually only done by geeks and dumb kids too young to buy lighters, it is a cheap, albeit slow, method to get high.
Stoner #1: Dammit, me lighter be broken. Let's go do us some solar hits.
Stoner #2: But we don't have a magnifying glass.
Stoner #1: Son of a. . . .
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A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.
"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."
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large tits on a girl pool side in california.
Hi honey those are nice solar collectors.
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The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.
"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."
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