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A hero in Overwatch who recently got an overpowered buff. He loves the smell of pulsemunition in the morning.
Tactical visor ready said soldier 76
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A soldier that doesn't fight for honor or pride but for money and fame. A game based off someone who has actually lived this life is Soldier of Fortune 1/2.
John Mullins is a soldier of fortune.
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Empty beer cans you have sitting around your house, car, porch, yard, beach, etc.
Man A: Hey, assholes. Anybody have any dead soldiers laying around? I'm taking out the trash.
Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.
Man C: No, fuck off.
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The incredibly inconsiderate act of leaving a piece of feces in the toilet.
The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.
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a fan of otep, carrier of the plague...
We are the arms and legs of the revolution...privy to all things OTEP...here to spread the wurd with Fire God's guidance. We are a vocal, intelligent faction...each of us has experienced the struggle in some form--physically, emotionally...mentally. We are philosophers, scholars, artists and artisans...destroying to create...
run in fear of the many shadow soldiers
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When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.
Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)
Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!
Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!
the state of being achieved by smoking bud (usually a nice, fat blunt) after already being belligerently drunk. awesome feeling, may result in vomiting
if you drink before you smoke, you will get labored as a soldier