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To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.
Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!
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Over a decade now, more and more women have been shaving, waxing, or laser removing the hair from their pubic region. Recently, movements have popped up where some women have decided to return to the basics, let mother nature take its course, and allow their pubic hair to regrow; this is known as the Southern Hemisbeard
Dude, I went down on a chick the other night, and i might as well have been in a 80's porn; I had to navigate the Southern Hemisbeard in order to taste the nectar of the gods.
surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence
NASA
He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.
God's gift to musicians. World reknown marching band. The greatest band-family to ever be apart of or even see live.
Youtube "The Marching Southerners" and have your mind BLOWN
Usage of the colloquialistic pronounciations of the English languages spoken by those from the Southern United States. Usually these are created by drawing out vowels (Georgia becomes jawja, stringing words together get on outta here}, and generally making it impossible for any furners (foreigners; anyone not from or a resident of the South) to understand.
The good movie parts always go to New England bruisers or the California pretty boys, while us Southern folk are sterotipically cast as Rednecks with shotguns and a bad Southern Drawl.
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A man who will, open doors for you, tell you you're beautiful, and love you so hard you can't see straight. The only man that can steal your heart, smash it to a thousand pieces, and hand it back to you, only to have you say thank you, because he was just so damn nice about it.
To know the love of a Southern Man, is to know true love, if only for a little while.
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while having sex, to change orifices without prior consent or warning.
Sheilah and I were getting it on, and she was going crazy! So I pulled A southern trespass. Man she loved it!
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