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When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.
Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.
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The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
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Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.
Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!
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When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.
I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.
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To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.
My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.
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Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!
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Said in Flernglish: "Clurm Sparckle"
It is when a male cums on an ass and the cum dries up, thus causing a blockage.
It can be used on anything, and it is really handy to clog many things with.
Person A: "Dude, I should totally cum spackle on that bitch."
Person B: "No man, you know what Jlirmmy would say about that."
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