spanish shower

Using a large quantity of deodorant to hide an unwashed smell.

Ah I forgot to wash my shirt for tonight... It is ok I will just give it a spanish shower.

A: Fancy a beer tonight?
B: Sorry no thanks, I have just been jogging and am all sweaty.
A: It is ok, have a spanish shower and come out now.

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spanish celts

A proud people, residing in spain and part of france. fantastic metalsmiths. most common folk of the spanish celts, and all celts really, wore their wealth in the form of jewelery. instead of the barbarous people we percieve the celts as, because of the romans, we must think of an incredibly advanced subculture and, indeed, culture entirely. the sword invented by the celts was eventualy used against them by the romans. the Gladius Hispaniensus was the primary weapon of roman infantry for most of the empire's domanant years. the celts never had a professional army, but then again neither did most of the cultures of the time. this lack of uniformity, unfortunately, lead to the ahnialation of nearly the entire celtic culture and its subsequient subcultures. remnants found of the celtic culture are often missunderstood by the christian church to be demonic and pagan. this only furthers the missunderstanding of barbarism.

Karl, "Look at the craftsmanship of this blade, its quite intricate!"

Justin, "Not saying much, dude, its a Spanish Celt's work. you know how damn proud the spanish celts were!"

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spanish donkey

A form of execution and torture, the naked victim is placed on a wooden v-shaped saddle and cannon balls are shackled to his feet, gradualy tearing him in half.

Dude we should give that guy a spanish donkey

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The Spanish Jeff

–noun, plural -fes  /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader; chief; boss.

A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.

Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."

Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"

Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."

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Spanish Firecracker

This unique maneuver happens when one male adds a hefty amount of "tex mex" spice onto the shaft of his genitalia. This male would then proceed to penetrate a male/female rectal sphincter and thrust rather violently to marinade the anal cavity of the recipient. The receiver's asshole will feel like it is on fire or better yet, feel as if a dozen firecrackers are going off inside of them. If necessary the male may choose to extinguish these "flames" or "explosions" by ejaculating into the anus, or you may leave the recipient in an excessive amount of discomfort.

I came home from work one evening and my bitch didn't have supper ready, so i gave her a Spanish firecracker and that learned her.

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spanish quickie

you take the roach of a blunt or joint and put it in the tip of any tobacco product.

Jack: This blunt is too small to hit..
Max: Let's just smoke a spanish quickie.

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Spanish Mouthwash

The act of farting on another's face, particularly the mouth.

While David was sleeping, Brian sneaked into the room and gave him a Spanish Mouthwash that was so strong it burned his eyes.

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