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count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

by someone_cars May 08, 2021


Nazi Spatula

correct term for Leon Musk's hideous Cybertruck

Elmo is super proud of his Samsung Fridge, aka the Nazi Spatula, even though it's so ugly the back-alley dumpster in Paramus didn't want to date one.

by Uncle Joosie October 23, 2024


Indiana spatula

When you insert the handle end of your spatula into your vagina and continue to cook with it.

She used her Indiana spatula to make that sausage.

by xCrimsonPeachx May 05, 2024


Spatula Slap

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When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.

"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"

by BadAssBassPlayer May 18, 2011


spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021


Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022


spatula

smart kid - learning how to play vex 5

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'

by Xxx69suckerxxX May 19, 2022