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"All spiders can block flyers.
All spiders have some green in them.
Unless they are nifty artifact mecha-spiders.
All spiders have toughness greater than their power. Their power is at least 1.
All spiders should cost five or less. And if it's cost is five, the spider should be ridiculous. Four, really, seems like it should be market price for a solid spider, and three for a pretty good one. But definitely not more than five.
All spiders will make the cut in your sealed deck, assuming you are playing Green.
All spiders have the creature type - spider."
-jon becker
Whiplash Spider
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A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 tubes come off of it. It is used as a funnel for beer for multiple people at a time. One person is required to hold it.
Jack held the spider and the eight kids funnelled down 24 beers at once
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Eight-legged demon created in the depths of hell.
Holy shit there’s a spider on my wall.
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Something you run the hell away from, and no one knows why.
noun: WTF is that i spider!? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT!
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1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.
2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.
Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!
Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!
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A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.
Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.
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a literal masterpiece, literally no one expected it to be this good
have you watched spider-man: into the spider-verse yet?
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