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Jerry Springer Dead At 79

the former Cincinnati mayor and talk show host, died Thursday at his home in the Chicago area after a brief illness, according to his family. He was 79.

Jerry Springer Dead At 79, What?

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023


Springer

A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.

Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.

by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017


Yo Jerry Springer Ass

Whenever someone is acting like they are a reality TV star.

When someone is acting like drama is what really matters. Look at them and say Yo Jerry Springer Ass!

by Caramelts October 24, 2023


Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79

Legendary talk show host Jerry Springer has died, according to a statement from his family shared with multiple outlets. He was 79.

Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79: Reporting

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023


that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

A unusual situation involving family members.

Did you hear Sue left her wife for her wives cousins husband, that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

by Bill&bob August 18, 2022


Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 6, 2019


Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me

by 1001zzz January 6, 2019