Squiding

The act in which the cheeks on the gluteus are fucked in the same way some will compare to "titty-fucking". Spit or some form of lubricant should be used in order to disarray misscomfort.

I heard Tom gave Georgia a good Squiding last night

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squid

verb - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up after eating the (often low quality) dessert. chunder usually looks like "squid-like" due to the disproportionately high ratios of jelly and ice cream offered.

"now that you haven't crabbed, we can hit the dessert car, but u better not squid again"

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Squid

The act of taking someone else's possession without permission; stealing

Fuck! That motherfucker squidded my money from my wallet!

I think imma squid that guy's laptop.

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Squid

A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.

Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?

Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?

Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts

Dennis: STFU! Bye!

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Squid

1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.

Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.

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Squid

A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.

If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.

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Squid

a US Naval Academy Midshipman

USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"

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