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tucking your penis between your legs while leaving your testicles untucked so that it appears to make the face of "Squidward."
Imagine this image: 0||0
Though in reality it is much more Squidward-like.
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When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.
That chick from American Pie, told that guy about the time she pulled off a squidward at band camp.
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"we was in the movies and she tried to grab my squidwards nose"
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The most inspiring cartoon character on television.
Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.
No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.
No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.
No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.
No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.
No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.
That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.
He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles
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When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.
Yo bruh I gave Caetano the biggest Brazilian Squidward
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Squidward Tennisballs was a name Squidward Tentacles was called on the episode "The Great Snail Race" by the mailman
where delivery man call squidward tentacle SquidwardTennisballs
Delivery Man: Package, sir.
Squidward: A-ha! (Squidward signs a clipboard) I can’t believe it’s finally here! (delivery man hands him the cage)
Delivery Man: Here ya go!
Squidward: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. (hands him the clipboard)
Delivery Man: Thank you, Mr...Tennis Balls.
Squidward: That’s Tentacles! (slams the door shut)
SpongeBob: Squidward’s last name is Tentacles?
Patrick: Poor guy.
"Squidward Tennisballs
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A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.
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