squirrel

Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...

"Damn, look what that fuckin squirrel made me do..."

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Squirreled

To get distracted. To go off on a tangent.

I was heading to the shop, but I got Squirreled and ended up at my friends house.

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A Squirrel

The act of extreme indecisiveness and unsurety. Resembles the retarded confusion you would get from a squirrel that crosses the road, then halfway through decides to go back.

Judy was doing a squirrel on her decisions whether to paint her room red or blue.

I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.

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squirrel

to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!

while giving that definition, i totally just squirrelled.

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squirreled

Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!

"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"

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the squirrel

The "Squirrel" is where you swing your junk forward, and then catching it between your legs on the backswing. thus giving the effect of a squirrel from behind

I tried the Squirrel and ended up rupturing my scrotum

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the squirrels

douchebag group of guys, usually in year 11 who are complete cowards unless found in large numbers, or behind their computer screen. they usually enjoy attacking innocent girls for fun

the squirrels on their computer: you are a fucking slut lets go shoot up in the bathrooms

squirrel alone in person: *avoids eye contact and runs away*

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