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Squirrel

A sexually-oriented woman that likes to "climb your wood," and swallow all of your nuts.

Dude, she had sex with like 3 guys yesterday.

Wow, what a squirrel.

by Semi-Dunn June 5, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirrel

THE BEST EFFING ANIMAL ALIVE!!!

i saw a squirrel..he was doing like this

by Cate mayonnaise February 4, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squirrel

A choad, normally a weird brown color but can have variance in color, and surrounded by a thick mass of pubic hair.

Girl 1: So, what did you a with that guy last night?
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!

by Umlau October 23, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirrel

1. Anything that distracts you from current conversation or task at hand. 2. Word used to describe being distracted from current conversation or task.

Her: ... and then she said that Wednesday, not Saturday, would be better for her; of course, neither day really --
Me: Squirrel! ... uhm, what are we talking about again?

by DrWendel May 1, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squirrel

Pussy

Dis de real squirrel water

by The only problem September 29, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirreled

Getting really high from smoking weed.

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.

by Squirrely Squirrel Squirreled May 1, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirrel

Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.

go squirrel army, go!!!!

by Blagz May 28, 2004

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