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Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins
have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins
Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Someone who is kind of cool but her best friends, kohana and jainet are stupid and no one likes them and wishes they would just leave
Hey is that Kaitlyn St John
Yeah but I don’t want to see her friends
Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.
Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him
You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think
Handsome, smart, and very well behaved boys from the rolling hills of Sekondi. They don't mess around.
This dude has a uniqueness about him, bro.
He must be a st John's boy.