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the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:
really did he just say that?
I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead
VARIATIONS
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A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever
B: (-___-)<--- stale face
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A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.
Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.
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when a person has hard fat over there abs and it seems like they have a six pack when its really fat
Girl: Alex has a sweet sick pack.
Boy: Now he doesn't he has stale rolls
Girl: Ew
A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people
Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.
a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but
Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.
After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!
When you're chewing gum for so long that it loses it's taste and starts to make your breath stale.
"I was going to goto the dance with Jimmy but he had such stale-breath that I cringed and I declined his invitation."