Steamy rattlesnake

When you take such a large dump so large that it hits the bottom of the toilet and coils up like a rattlesnake.

I took a steamy rattlesnake last night. It was so large I had to get the scissors.

steamy burrito

Maintaining a dry upper body while sitting in the shower. A girl (or guy) will perform oral sex on yourself while you eat a snack. Something hot is usually being eaten, A burrito.

"Dude I just got a steamy burrito last night !"

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Steamy Sailor

When you dress up as a sailor. Then proceed to go inside of a sauna room with other men. Once inside you yell: "All hands on the poop deck!" Then turn around with your rear end facing the men. Unclip the flap that covers your butt. Then diarrhea shit all over the other men. After you're done shitting, turn around and cum all over their faces. Then, once done, salute them and then leave the sauna, as if nothing ever happened.

Jonny: "Did you hear what Kevin did?"

Josh: "No, what'd he do?"

Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"

Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"

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steamy sausage

When you lick your friends asshole out take a steamy shit on the ground then push it in their ass hole followed by the sausage aka their dick

Wow Wyatt just gave Brae a steamy sausage

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Steamy Dump

When you take a shit and it comes out in such a large area it looks like a explosion when it shot out of your ass and the smell is so unbearable that not even the person who shit it can bear it.

I just took a Steamy Dump in the toilet.

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steamy marshmallow

A steamy marshmallow is when you acquire one ejaculations worth of semen mix with 4 tablespoons of water get to a boil, then pour sample onto significant others back and give them a third degree burn.

Cole gave Kyle a steamy marshmallow last night

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Steamy Martha

First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.

A Steamy Martha is a good way to let your girl know that it's over.

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