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2 time NEXTEL Cup Champion, the best driver in NASCAR right now. Nickname is Smoke. Began a strict diet in an attempt to get into better shape, after many called him too fat to be effective. Sponsor of his NEXTEL Cup car is Home Depot (car 20), his Busch National car is sponsored by Old Spice (car 33).
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Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.
person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!
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An actress best known for playing in Twilight. She needs to get a personality and shampoo.
Kristen Stewart plays Bella in Twilight? Ew. Emily Browning should have been cast as her.
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1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
Jon Stewart >>> you.
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Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.
Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"
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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
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A little shit hole town in Tennessee and "shit hole" is an understatement at that. There's more "burnouts" there than a drag strip gets gets in a year. All there is to do is get drunk, smoke weed, and get into fights. Everyone is two faced and wont blink twice before stabbing you in the back. Compiling all of this together in one place should be a nation warning and shut off from the normal human world.
Heaven > Hell > Stewart County, TN
College student #1: "hey dude so where you from?"
College student #2: "Stewart County..."
College student #1: "OUCH!!!!! I'm sorry for your luck."
College student #2: "yeah I know. All I learned from that school was how to make a gravity bong and how to play beer pong."
College student #1: "shit happens dude."
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