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Stitch is daddy and you want him to dominate you.
Stitch from lilo and stitch come home quick I was to have sexual intercourse with you.
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After a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
Hey doc, go ahead and add me a husband stitch in there.
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Someone who constantly lies and exaggerates the truth,
count of duke to tell a false story, what a stitch
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to suck it up and deal with a situation instead of complaining or looking for an excuse.
Quit complain and just stitch it up.
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When a woman gives birth vaginally, she is likely to tear. When she is sewn up, the Doctor will ask the father if he would like a few extra stitches. This will ensure a tighter vagina after giving birth.
The father was afraid that his wifes vagina would be loose after giving birth. So he asked the doctor if he would give her a "daddy stitch"
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While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.
I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!
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