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long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

Hey do you have long stockings?

by kHAOS pRODIGY April 20, 2018


sars stock

ac/dc. rollingstones. justin timberlake. buncha other bands, came to toronto, because no one wanted to come to toronto cause of sars but then everyone got better, so it was fine and we partied and it was a lot of people, cheap tickets, fun times.

dude did you go to the rollingstones and friends sars benefit concert for toronto?!?

pssh? sarsstock yeah l went, kicked ass. l love ac/dc

by kater January 31, 2005


Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008


stock-a-roo

Tactic for calling customers out on their bullshit. The process calls for sending a stock map to the customer without telling them, giving the impression that you are attempting to fix their map.

When the bike presents the same issue(s) that it did before, proudly proclaim that you sent a stock map which confirms the issue is not FP3 related. Vance & Hines customer service - we never miss.

It's doing the same thing? Well that's your stock map... not an FP3 issue. Classic stock-a-roo!

by pet_soundsations February 24, 2021


Stocking Stuffher

When a group of guys has sex with a girl then one at a time ejaculates into her. Then the next morning she opens up her vagina to reveal the fluids from the previous night.

Taran and J.r. were bored one night so they met up with Nikki and forced her into a Stocking Stuffher

by dizzytims11 December 30, 2011

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French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

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Stock Ale

A relatively low alcohol, easy to drink, and economical and easy to brew beer; traditionally targeted towards women and homosexuals.

There goes Keith, cruising again using his stock ale as bait.

by Bungzilla March 12, 2009

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