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a being who partakes in one of the simplest pleasures in life; marijuana.
even when the rest of the human population looks down upon this lifestyle
stoners remain happy and peaceful.
all stoners hate the mo' fuggin po po, da fuzz, po-lice
Rules Of The Sacred Rotation:
1. The rotation must be decided before the first hit is taken.
2. Provider of the Ganj smokes green.
3. Provider of the piece (if other than provider of weed) smokes second.
4. Lighters are passed between smokers no matter what.
5. Nobody is skipped.
6. Nobody takes double hits except the provider, and if this happens to occur it is looked down upon, but acceptable.
7. Provider decides when to end the rotation.
Mary was a stoner because maryjane™ was her myspace name.
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Stoners are the exact opposite of contrary belief. Considered to be different than potheads, stoners are more willing to apply themselves into life, they also have a stronger sense of the ability to learn.
Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice.
Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person.
Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them.
This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better.
But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong.
*Just in case you didn't pick it up,
That means smoking weed. : )
-Hey man, what you up to?
+ Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy.
-Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance.
+ But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks!
-Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work.
(Three Weeks Later)
-I should have listened to his idea....
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Someone who enjoys smoking the herb. Always friendly, usually down with helping out others, always down with helping someone out for their first time. Sometimes a mooch, but if they smoked you out, then damn, its just right for you to buy them a bag of doritios and a coke!
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A POTHEAD... since potheads= brag too god damn much about how much weed they smoke; while with stoners, everybody just knows how much they smoked.
friends: Hey girl, I heard you just made a run...
Me: hell yeah man, lets go.
(30 minutes later)
Me: NEED DRINK NOW.... oh hey! look at the leaves DANCE!
friends: ahahahaha. you're such a fucking stoner.
NOT
pot head: dude! I just got a fat sack and I got it for only 10 bucks
me: let me see.
(shows)
me: dude, this is fucking schwag! ew.
pot head: uhhhh...what?
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Stoners are people who inject stones into their bodies instead of vaccines because of the NaTuRaL mInErAlS
“my friend Sierra is a stoner, and thinks that smashing a baby with rocks is better than medicine”
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someone who smokes bud normaly. mushrooms are cool and mind opening, stoners only use the gifts motherearth put here for us. they are super chill, happy, hungry and content, and are against stupid shit like actual drugs, xtc, coke, the fucked up chemical shit that leads to addiction. they stick to the organics, are chill as hell and look to save the world from the capitalist, coroporate, fucked up money over the free your mind agenda....they are looked down on and mocked by jocks and assholes who think they are better then them.
lets smoke a bowl, turn on dark side of the moon...
"you guys are stoners."
ok...? is that a bad thing
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stoner - a person who smokes cannibus regularly. Stoners are laid back, harmless and fun to chill with. Often made fun of by arrogant dirtbag high-school football players who think their gonna make it somewhere in life with no talent at all. Its ironic how those people will only make it as far as mcdonalds in their career (straight edge dicks that is).
Hey man lets go hang out with that stoner, he seems like a friendly guy.
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A stoner is NOT a loser. Stoners are people who smoke pot and have FUN. People are saying stoners are losers and making this world a bad place. It's actually the poeple who don't like them, all they care about is looking "perfect" and having money but are they actually happy, because they have all these loser freinds and fancy cars but could be having more fun being high? Stoners can have fun playing with a napkin or looking at a picture all day so who cares about all that extra money. Maybe it is true how stoners lose brain cell but they gain wisdom in life in exchange. They have a better perspective on life and have more fun living it. They arent how people stereotype them as; a loser who smokes too much weed and gets too agressive. Actually stoners are happier and way more gentle than any other "normal" person in this world and wouldn't hurt a fly. A real stoner doese not go around talking about how much weed he smoked last night either and how "cool" he is. Wow good for you, you smoked a five dollar joint...your point? So basicly a real stoner is some one who smokes pot, doesnt brag about it, and enjoys life while they are doing it. Have you ever seen an un-happy/high person in your life? I haven't. So anyone who says we are losers you can go right to hell with your boring life. God put herb on earth for us to pick and smoke it.
"I'm definately happier than that stoner, I'm smart, have a good job, no freinds. Yup this is the life!"
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