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The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.
"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?
The saving of all icing packets in a toaster strudel box for exclusive use on one pastry.
"Aren't you going to put some icing on your toaster strudel?"
"No, I don't have anymore icing, I gave my girlfriend a toaster strudel bukake last night."
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When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.
An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"
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When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.
Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
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When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.
John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.
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Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
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Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.
I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.
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