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YES MY MINIONS! HOLD ME UP ABOVE THE FLAMES; THAT I MAY ESCAPE THE FIRES OF HELL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hym "We need to get some people to throw money at us..."
Iam "What how? Why?"
Hym "I donno. Get some subscribers to lift us out of the fire for a bit."
Iam "Wow... That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Hym "Oh I could come up with a way better plan then that it but would be more of a hassle. I like this plan though. Maybe start a cult. Or another cult. Make them go to war with one another. Blood in the streets and whatnot."
Iam "We don't have time for this. We have to go. We're out of money again. And gas. And no one is going to pay us to point a camera at our face and get high with our friends."
Hym "Tight. Let's go sit in silence for 9 hours straight in an air conditioning-less car while our phone teeters between overheating and running out of battery. Hopefully we'll be able to keep wasps from flying into our muffler-less car that needs to have it's windows down at all times so we don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Wasps are gross."
Iam 😑
Hym 🙂
Iam 😑
Hym 🙂
Iam 😑 "..... Let's just go."
Hym 🙂 "Ok! I'm thirsty. Let's grab all this loose change laying around and go get an energy drink."
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this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.
a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:
be in your bed tonight
crawl on your face when youre sleeping
crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc
there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia
youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)
me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight
little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!
idot:Man. i am going to not subscribe to nerdatrons on youtube
smart man: do it rn nerd
damn you seen that bitch, she remind me of subscribe to llau
Thats right i used this as advertising for my youtube channel, cry about it im a cheapskate
I decided to subscribe to Uno_Bruno you should too